wakey 5 voices in its belly.
None of them sorry.

A small creature sleeps in your phone. Your friends feed it their voices. In the morning, it yells at you with one. You don’t find out who until it’s too late.

Go on, poke it.

Get wakey for iPhone

how it works

  1. Set an alarm and send your friends a link. This is the last decision you control.
  2. They record something from any browser, no app needed. You can’t listen to it. That’s the whole idea.
  3. It rings. Somebody you trusted is shouting in your bedroom.
  4. You stop it, and your wakey immediately tells you who did it. It has no loyalty.
  5. You get them back.

questions you should’ve asked

Is this a good idea?
No.

Can I hear it first?
No. It’s sealed until morning. Friends with the app can take theirs back if they lose their nerve.

What if nobody records anything?
A normal alarm rings, and you lie there thinking about why.

What if they say something awful?
You chose these people. You can also report and block them, because we’re not monsters.

Can I snooze?
Not for free. Premium lets you, you coward.

What does it eat?
Voices. It’s never once said thank you.